#and he won

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz: Go big or go home

Inej: I am begging you, just this one time, go home!

Kaz, about to fistfight a whole gang on his own: Imma go big

[takethatball]

Shohei and Tyler giving Teoscar some advice during the HR Derby 2024 [20240715]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Azi *trying to flirt again*: Crowley, is it hot in here or-

Crowley: I suppose, but it's less than 90°F ...

Azi *suppressing gay tears of frustration*: WHY. GOD. WHY.

Crowley: What? Why is it less than 90 degrees?

Azi:

Crowley: ...because you're acute angel.

[otterpiastri]

''If I beat Lando on this challenge, he's got some serious questions to answer.''

[poppy-metal]

patrick zweig got dumped by his hot n sexy girlfriend and the childhood love of his life and then they got hitched like I'd descend into madness as well and become a problem for them both

[soldier-lodbrok]

Glenn, ready to throw his own life on the line to test a "booby trap" - and also ready to send his friend on a run through a ruin maze.

[lotusketch]

Looking at TPF Ratchet : Old man. Grandpa. Doesn’t know how to work a smart phone. But knows how to reroute the wifi. Solitaire 3 year champion. (affectionate)

[vally-vall-vall]

I think I'm about to have a stroke

[pigeonlogan]

Dude bring two cellphones to the Kahoot game

He really wants to win that iPod

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[ere-the-sun-rises]

Cal Kestis stared God in the face and said "Try me, bitch" and God answered "No."

Cal has zero chill and will tell everyone who breathes in his direction that he’s a Jedi please and thank

Kid has no self preservation instincts

[blossoms-phan]

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[iwasbored777]

Me when Logan was about to walk away in the end and Wade was like "Logan 🥺" and that's all it took for him to stay... Y'all I can't they love each other so much 😭

[syxnewt]

we did a sort of mock trial in my world history class to decide whether or not the Industrial Revolution more so helped or hurt humanity and the prosecution was technically 3 people but only one of them spoke the entire time

[m-oshun]

Hobie